Shaking hands with the Queen isn't a job. Shaking hands with you, maybe would go on my CV. One doesn't get many opportunities to mingle with the proletariat. It would be nice to say I had empathy with whatever angle you are coming from, (fucked if I know.)

I haven't had a job as such since 2003, thinking on.

You know what I haven't done? Sat whinging and nursing the shoulder chip of low esteem.