and these are the same kind of jerks who hire landscapers who use gas powered leaf blowers - what!?!, use a rake!?!- and mega grass mowers better suited to golf courses than lawns.

I've seen folks who use a rding lawn mower for a yard that was so small they could have used a rotary push mower and been done in 15 minutes. Couch potato country squires...

and then make their kids play in the street so they don't "damage" the lawn. nice priorities there, guys.