But...but...I gave him my VISA card and bank code number and everything, and he said he would heal my overdraft and get me one of those Secret Decoder Capos and then there were the two virgins I gave him that he said he would take real good care of, AND YOU MEAN HE ISN'T GOD?? (Opens cardboard shrine, holding shards of the True Fingerpicks, thinks....). Better get to my bank real fast. The virgins are done for, I am afraid.....Boy just when I was going to get my hands on one of those decoder capos that would give me the secret of playing like Scrapper Blackwell without practicing and everything. Holy Rick!!! (pause) Just a minute, Eccles, I have even lost my patentented curseword ....(feels around crushed heart, looks up into face of Mother Superior who begins to break into "Climb Every Mountain" which unfortunately always brings George Mallory to mind.....)

yours, Peter T.