The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #156175   Message #3680351
Posted By: GUEST,,gargoyle
26-Nov-14 - 08:06 PM
Thread Name: BS: help - I am starting to panic
Subject: RE: BS: help - I am starting to panic
Resumé
by Dorthy Parker (USA)

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

QT