I HATE SNOW!!! The flippin' stuff gets in evreybuddys' way and it is cold to. If I was Prime Inistder I wood flippin' OUTLAW all the snow in Canada, eh? It wood all have to flippin' fall somweres else insteada here, know'm sayin'? I wood make the snow all fall in Soddy Arebia...not here. I have got a lotta good ideas like this and so I am askin' for conterabyushins to get me electedd, eh? And I meen soon! We have had enuff flippin' incompestence in guverment. It is time for a BIG change and if enuff people vote for ME their will be a flippin' GINORMOUS BIG change. You can take that to the bank, eh?

- Shane

p.s. Do not vote for a flippin' monkey! You wood have to be an idiot to do that!