There been a lotta rumors of my death over the years and they all been highly exaggerated. There even been some who wanted me dead!   Why? Well, I make 'em feel insecure, that's why. To these bozos I say, "Tough." I am stickin' around for quite awhile yet. I ain't dyin' till I'm good and ready, see? I got stuff to do first, like set this country right and restore honor and responsibility to the government, and achieve genuine special equality right across the board. (That's pronounced "speesh-al", not "spesh-al". It has to do with species.) When a Chimp or a Lemur or any kinda monkey gets the same respect that a human does in society, I'll know I have done my job, see?