The "Guest Chongo Chimp" appearing here is the final proof that Chongo is in fact dead:

1.) The REAL Chongo had an cookie and wouldn`t have appeared as a Guest, but as a member.

2.) To the REAL Chongo always it always has been a matter of importance that he was an ape, not a monkey. Therefore he would not have been provoked by a thread title referring to monkeys.

Q.e.d.