Shame McBride was, according to information in the Operation North Pole files of the RCMP, asking Santa Claus for a pet monkey until about two years ago. At that time he thanked Santa for bringing him one and named "Jongo Chump" at the monkey; investigation by the RCMP determined that this was "Chongo Chimp" of Chicago, Illinois, USA.

I understand that "Bad Penny" Rutledge had a brief fling with Chongo a few years back. Her niece, "Venereal Veronica" had one with Shame. This resulted in VV being banned from Canada and Shame was sent home from England and told "don't come back."