Elric had stormbringer to settle scores though guest.. (Years since I read any Moorcock. Must get around to his escapism again.)

History tends to be written by the victors. Whilst accounts of WW1 are tossed around and different slants are put on, mainly (taking Keith and Terribulus's admission into account) political slants, there remain a few elephants in the room. Fields full of them actually.

Join the army and get to buy a farm.

Who could resist?
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