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Thread #156273 Message #3683709
Posted By: GUEST,mg
08-Dec-14 - 05:51 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: LL Bean Boyfriend song
Subject: Lyr Add: LL Bean Boyfriend song
I love the ll bean boyfriend blogs etc..women (or men) can choose men from the catalog and make up little stories about them.. Thomas Crean being of course the epitome of manly manliness.
MY LL BEAN BOYFRIEND
My name is Thomas Crean I was sent from ll bean
I understand I am your heart's desire
I am on page 42 and all you have to do
Is call me and we'll cuddle by the fire
I am handy with an ax and I can do your income tax
I am there to fix your roof in case it leaks
I'll untangle all your cables I will build you chairs and tables
And I hope we go out shopping for antiques
I mostly dress in plaid for I am a rugged lad
I'm told I look quite good in a tuxedo
I knit my socks and sweaters because no one does it better
But you'll never catch me strutting in a speedo
I do wear hobnail boots in case I have to scoot
Some ice bound logs that formed a massive jam
I remove them at the door so I do not scratch your floor
Please do not thank me that's just who I am
I am deaf and I am blind to all of womankind
Except the one who captivates my heart
If your passion matches mine we will endlessly entwine
And never spend a moment more apart.