Peg,I'm not in England, though the Morris reference might have made you think so. I'm in Scotland, in a village called Cairneyhill, about three miles West of Dunfermline. If your ever in the area then it would be lovely to meet you. PM me if you'd like my email address, postal address or phone number.
My own mudcat photo was taken about 18 months back, so is still reasonably accurate; though I don't wear the kilt every day:-)
Scott