Joerg, the great thing about Abba's lyrics is that they are just slightly wrong (it is one of the reasons they stick in the head, like a broken slide in a slide projector). They also tend to use the most banal cliches, the sort of thing you find in "English for Travellers" books. Not exactly at the level of "Please fondle my buttocks" but pretty close. They have a kind of eerie fascination.

yours, Peter T.