Is there life after birth?

If so, what is life's meaning?

Do you like bananas?

If there is a God, why is there haggis?

Why are bagpipes considered musical instruments, when they sound much like Yoko Ono babbling?

Who invented the woopie cushon?

Could my 60s leisure suits come back in fashon, like lumberjack attern wear?

Is it ok to call jumbo shrimp, shrimp?

Complete the following: a trisket, a trasket, a ....

Did David Bowie marry a man (or, was it Iman)?

Where's me smokes?