Pharaoh had a daughter with a most bewitching smile
She found the baby Moses a floating on the Nile
She took him home to father and he believed the tale
Which was just about as probable as Jonah and the whale.

Jonah was an Isrealite he should have been in jail
He booked a steerage passage on a trans atlantic whale
The whale it sailed for days and days and finally came to rest
Jonah pushed the button and the whale thru up his guest.