Football, a game with its own language:

Arsenal won three-two on aggregate. I thought they played on grass. If you're talking mathematically, it's in aggregate.

"Balotelli came on as s sub..." Wot, fancy dress, firing torpedos? Balotelli substituded for ...

"Diving has been going on for many years now.." I'd be worried about limpet mines if I was Balotelli...

"Cahill was not even given a yellow card for it..." The Referee shows him one, because some players don't understand language I presume, before writing his name on the back of it and putting it back in his pocket, so he wasn't given it. Cahill was given a final warning...

Talk about a game within a game...