ignore the begrudgers above. I used to feel sorry for people like that. But these days I just can't be bothered.

Hello??? I simply said that I would prefer to have a job with Amazon than no job at all. And you begrudge me that?

Thanks, very kind of you.

I was of course using hyperbole too, with my 'armchair socialist' quip. But I supppose that it's OK for you to use such rhetoric, but not me...