I learned part of this during frat parties @ Pratt Institute (Engineering) in Brooklyn NY around 1950.
I remember Limerick oysters but don't know how many, remember something about diabetic, sympathetic old men, and also corpulent porpoises, also brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred, secret crypts, of Egypt but the ONE that really sticks out in my mind is__?pregnant penguins pushing perambulators around Palisades park----can anyone help?
NEVER ran across Don Alverzo or anyone's tweezers.
What a great illustration of the oral tradition---