SALE
As sung by Jez Lowe and the Bad Pennies on "Wotcheor!"

Wor sale, wor sale, it's starting on Boxing Day:
All kinds of shite that was twice the price yesterday.
Now that you've spent what you didn't have anyway,
Come and get deeper in debt at wor sale.
Wor sale, wor sale,
Come and get deeper in debt at wor sale.


["Wor" is a dialectical pronunciation of "our." "Wor sale" is a pun on "wassail."]