I think I have cottoned on to the rules at last. Little scenario here. I say "Joseph Stalin was really a good guy". Of course every man and their dog jumps up and down on until I modify my standpoint to be "Joseph Stalin had a really good mustache". Whenever anyone jumps up and down on me from then on in I simply link to pictures of Uncle Joe and say "Look - everyone agrees that he had a great 'tache. The rest of you must be idiots. You lose!"

Yay! Sorted :-)