He grew it for Movember but nobody had the courage to tell him it was now December... I wonder if Keith has a Russian ancestor whose job it was to remind everybody how many tractors they were making in their factories?



This gets more surreal by degree..

First, I watched a programme and mentioned what was said.

Then Keith said it doesn't exist. I was lying for saying I had watched telly presumably.

Then my kindly co McMusket pointed out he found it in three seconds flat on TV guide.

Then Keith, and I love this bit.. Sat down in front ot his TV and watched it on iPlayer.

Then Keith.. Are you ready for this? Keith said I was a liar because he reckons the historian on the programme didn't say what he said, there, on the telly!

I love pantomime season! I especially like how, after his embarrassment, he chose to bring it up again today!

We shouldn't laugh, you know. We really shouldn't..

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