"Don't go near old Wurzel this morning, and give him a wide berth" said Aunt Sally. "He was choosing which head to wear and he picked up the one on the far right."

"Thought so" said James. "I saw him tapping away on Mudcat earlier, and you can't always tell when he is wearing that head 'cos he posts as guest instead of Wurzel. Mind you, the silly old sausage; it's still obvious it's old Wurzel by what he writes."