The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #156522   Message #3690321
Posted By: Steve Shaw
27-Feb-15 - 05:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: Useless Inventions
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
We're not sorry. We always enjoy your interventions. I hear that sales of jet skis have rocketed and that there are plans for an artificial beach, Paris-style, in Hertford. You're in trouble, Keith. Musket, Dave and meself have just obtained planning permission for a jet ski shop in Hertford. Betty Swollox has offered to both do the checkout and be our jet ski consultant for less than a third of the minimum wage, plus perks. By the way, Dave, did Musket and meself tell you that you'll be responsible for, er, the perks? Don't worry, we have had a word with her about shower gel...