Dawgone, Bee-dub, I've seen worse looking women than her...

I guess I've had some Asian ladies after me, but recently it's been women within thirty or forty miles who have let me know that they're lookin' for love online.

Now that I think back, there was a young lady in Taiwan who snoogled up to me and said "Herro, big strong man, I show you many preasures"; I thought about it a bit, but I didn't have much cash on me and I really don't like antibiotic injections. That was just about 49 years ago...