solar heated storm window (passive)

sail attached to ratchets that elevates weight that serves as a mechanical gravity battery to run electric turbine. (chemical free)

underground heat pump with solar assist for home heating.

Build a bomb that is 10 to the 35th times more powerful than the hydrogen bomb by using the recent discovery* of the central equilibrium of the vacuum density of space. *space has actual structure.

Get the Pope on SNL.

See I told you no one reads this.

Genetically engineered potato that tastes like chicken.