Below the line, Joe? Are you trying to interfere with the poor guy's trying to attract an audience to a gig?

Come one, Come all!

Boot Inn, Weymouth on Tuesday 3 March!

See and hear Al Whittle and/or Attractive Asian Women!

You pays your money, and you takes your choice...

Oh, and Al, about Kendall telling stories...
He considers that to be revealing trade secrets, but he'll gladly tell you a vast assortment of lies.