I KNEW it! I KNEW you would resume your scurrilous attacks on Major Tom, after hiding insidiously in the bush for months, acting like you'd forgotten all about it!

OOOOOOOOooooo...you are a vile, seditious knave. You are without shame. I am gonna put an ad in the local paper for anyone who has one of those goddam "Boogie Woogie Bass" things (there were a million of them at the Orillia mall before Christmas), and who doesn't want it anymore (that would be EVERYBODY), and take up a collection, and then send them all to your address, Spaw. You can paper the walls with the stupid things, and still have enough left over for a lawn display to entertain the neighbours.

I will send them C.O.D. too. Enjoy, enjoy...

- LH