The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3691049
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
02-Mar-15 - 10:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Amos's eyelids, they did droop
And make him look a tired old poop
So to the surgeon he did go
The aging process for to slow

But in their haste to work their art
The docs mixed up old Amos' chart
With that of an exotic dancer
Who'd paid the surgeons to enhance her
Normal looking female chest
With super huge humongous breasts

So to the surgery they were trucked
The dancer's eyes were nipped and tucked
And Amos got from his fine doctors
A pair of most enormous knockers

Now Amos he no longer goes
To titty bars or burlesque shows
He stays at home and laughs and giggles
As the right one bounces and the left one jiggles