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Thread #59418   Message #3691720
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
05-Mar-15 - 01:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
That's what happens when a buncha damned inbred Idaho rednecks get together and try to pretend they have a good reason for existin'. It's like givin' matches to 4 year-olds. Things go wrong. If this here Idaho Legion actually does exist and has a place where they meet, then it should be declared a Federal Disaster Area...and it will be after I am elected. I'll send in the troops, helicopters, flamethrower squads, and bulldozers and clean it up but good. You won't see nothin' left after they are done, and the whole state will heave a big sigh of relief.

If, on the other hand, Rap's stories are just a big buncha hooey and there ain't no Idaho Legion, then we'll just put him where he can't hurt nobody...maybe a little "safe house" up in Alaska...and let Sarah Palin deal with it. She owes me anyway. She gave amnesty to a turkey one time, right? So she should be able to handle keepin' Rap out of trouble.

- Chongo