The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3692373
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
08-Mar-15 - 11:48 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Wake up, Mom, you brainless old heifer! It's already 11:30! You forgot to set your clock ahead, didn't you? Now you're going to be late for brunch with the Red Hat girls.......

Oh, never mind. You can't go anyway. You spilled a Long Island Ice Tea on your only purple dress last week, remember? And you took it to the dry cleaners on Wednesday. And you were supposed to pick it up yesterday but you started playing video poker and forgot. Now you can't pick it up 'cause it's Sunday and the cleaners are closed. And you certainly can't go to a Red Hat Society event without your purple dress. That's almost as bad as going without your red hat. But don't worry. You didn't want those weak-assed mimosas anyway. You'd really rather stay home and get blotto drinking Old Granddad straight out of the bottle.