The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #29284   Message #369290
Posted By: annamill
05-Jan-01 - 05:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
Oh Rick, your gentleness and love increases the chance that you'll have pain from jerks. Don't ever change who you are, please. Don't stop posting because of an idiot. Don't stop giving yourself to us because of a dope. We love you and I have two of your CD's and I love them. Glenn and I love putting them on on Sunday morning while we have breakfast. It makes for a warm morning even if you live on a tundra (out river).

Now for a joke I think is awfully funny, but sometimes people just look at me in puzzlement. Ready!

A very drunk man is sitting at a bar when a beautiful blond comes in and sits at the other end. The drunk calls over the bartender and asks him to give the young lady a drink. She refuses it and is so uncomfortable by the drunks advances she slips off the barstool and leaves.

The drunk hurriedly pays his bill and goes out to follow her. When he gets outside he sees her turning a corner and rushes to the corner to see where she was headed. She is two blocks up and turns and goes into a building. He parks himself under the window that just lit up to see what happens.

First, she removes her wig, shakes it, and puts it on her dresser. Then, she removes her dress and fake breasts and puts them down on the bed. Then, she removes her fake buttocks and places them on a chair. Then, she removes a wooden leg and puts it on the floor.

Just about then, she spies him standing downstairs under the lamppost and runs to open the window. "What do YOU want?" she hollers.

The drunk stands up straight, cuffs his mouth and shouts "You know what I want.", "Throw it down!!"

Now is that funny or not?? I thinks its funny as hell.

Love, annamill