I suppose disposing of a deceased simian hallucination in both the Chicago River and Lake Michigan would require at least a modicum of cutting, slicing, sawing, hacking, chopping and severing. That's definitely a good thing. But, hey, If you're going to go through all that cutting, slicing, sawing, hacking, chopping and severing, why not just cut, slice, saw, hack, chop and sever into smaller pieces, take them down to Millennium Park, and feed them to the pigeons?