Well I don't know who this secondary school teacher in London is in 2015. I moved to Cornwall in 1987 and retired from teaching in 1998. My Cornwall residency has been referred to dozens of times in all manner of threads on Mudcat. The fact that you've never noticed, er, sort of calls into question your capacity for accuracy, I'd suggest. It's also quite amusing to ruminate on why you think secondary school teachers somehow can't be more astute than, of all things, Bush and his band of cronies. Naturally, I make no such claim for myself.

'Umbly yours, long-time Bude denizen and former teacher Steve... :-)