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Thread #59418   Message #3694227
Posted By: Amos
15-Mar-15 - 12:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It also depends on what you have lately chewed and/or swallowed. Consider the difference between sucking on a freeze-dried alum lozenge and a moist ripe strawberry, blonde, on your spitting distance.

Think too on this interesting measurement: spitting distance varies with the square of linear distance from a spouse, and with the cube of linear distance from a spouse's mater, or (Dx (MIL))^3