Rap, you will not escape. The last time I was in the Salt Lake City airport was in 2000, and I'm still there. And the last time I was in Chicago O'Hare was in 1980, and I'm still there too. Furthermore, I've never even been inside Tampa International, only driven past it many times, and I'm still there also. Next time I'm down that way, I plan on meeting myself. I also suspect I'm in Sea-Tac, having driven past it as well, but I don't plan on going back to Seattle any time soon to find out.