Chanteyranger! That did it for me! Call me at 1-900-GoodtimeAudi!!!

I love to feel the ooze between my toes that comes from dancing in cow pastures in acid rain! It makes me sing, "I Ride an Old Paint" (but I don't mind if you are a young whipsnapper)!

I love the squeek of fine quality Naugahyde as we are grooving to Larry Welk and blowing bubbles at each other! It's even better with a background smell of old socks.

I love to travel to exotic places, too, and I have vacationed at Beaver Dam, TX, Cox City, OK, and Hogeye, AR! (I've never been to Fresno, but I saw the movie.)

McDonald's is my favorite kind of plastic to put a torch to, and the stench sends me to burger bliss! French-fried muggles are supreme!

In short, I am so glad I have found a soul mate out of this perfect dud of a thread!!!

Now, put down that six-pack, get a smelly t-shirt on, and call me! (I hope you have good credit...)

;)

Audi

(P.S. DougR--I recognize that third challenge...but the last thing I need right now is seriousness. I act fast, but I am really a slow go. However, I shall NOT forget your taunt, and you will pay! I will have your apology within 6 months! Never challenge an obsessive, outrageous redhead...!) ;)