I am but a child. A retired one mind, but a child whenever I go to folk clubs.

Did you know? Thirty five years ago I used to be the youngest in the room at local folk clubs. Still am.

Forgot to mention. There is a small snake that lives in my garden pond. He doesn't eat the newts or tadpoles, or if he does, he isn't greedy. He is about 6" long, spends long periods under water but does come up for air. Been in there at least five years and doesn't seem to grow. Dark coloured but not black and little in the way of markings.