So, reality is a dead chicken. Does that make truth a smoked ham? If it does, can all abstractions be expressed as food items? And vice versa? If I make a list, "love, honor, courage, compassion" and give it to the kid at the country store, will he know to bring me a bag of black beans, a half-gallon of almond milk, a box of granola bars and a fourteen-pound bag of beef flavor Gravy Train dog food?