I'm hoping that Labour gain enough of a majority in the UK to form a coalition with the SNP, who wipe out Labour in Scotland and unseat Danny Alexander. That way we get a left of centre government influenced by a genuinely progressive party who will hold Labour to account for their actions.

Meanwhile: the tories get a stuffing in the north and working class south again, the Greens gain two seats, Farage fails in South Thanet and the kippers vote collapses under the weight of their hypocrisy and general unpleasantness..