The only thing I am desperate for right now is a good mixed drink. With that thought in mind, I am goin' out to Duffy's, Amos, and when I get there, me and the boys are gonna drink shooters and make rude jokes at yer expense for hours. I even got a nice photo of you here that I captured offa the Net, and we'll have some fun throwin' darts at it. 2 bucks goes to anyone who puts a dart in the end of yer big nose or the soundhole of yer guitar.

- Chongo