The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3697304
Posted By: Rapparee
26-Mar-15 - 06:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I'm in constant pain from which I almost pass out. I only keep consciousness by thinking of sunshine and fresh air and flowers and bunnies. My Lower Frontal Regions look like they were worked over with a club There are three holes in my lower tummy and they were not stitched shut but closed with some sort of "skin sealant" (i.e., I'm glued shut). I can shower, for which I have already received thank-you cards from the neighbors. But I am strong, I will survive, I will conquer! Excelsior! Don't Give Up The Ship! The Show Must Go On! Remember the Alamo! Remember the Maine! If I Give Up, The Terrorists Win! The Guard Dies But Never Surrenders! All For One and One For All! Follow Me! Come on you sons-of-bitches, do you want to live forever? Die Gedanken Sind Frei! Workers of the World, Arise! etc. etc. etc.