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Thread #156570 Message #3697393
Posted By: Mr Red
27-Mar-15 - 02:46 AM
Thread Name: BS: New joke thread of 2015
Subject: RE: BS: New joke thread of 2015
Gurney don't think this is the website you thought of but it serve a similar purpose. lonweb.org
Rabinovich fills out a job application form. The official is skeptical: "You stated that you don't have any relatives abroad, but you do have a brother in Israel." / "Yes, but he isn't abroad, I am abroad!"
Since the election of Vladimir Putin, all jokes about Vovochka shall be considered political. "Vovochka" is a diminutive form of Vladimir, creating the "little Johnny" effect
The teacher asks the class to produce a word that starts with the letter "A"; Vovochka happily raises his hand and says "Asshole!" The teacher, shocked, responds "For shame! There's no such word!" "That's strange," says Vovochka, "the asshole exists, but the word doesn't!"