Holy Keericed Praise.....You're the only other person I've heard use Malcolm Farquhar, but I add Gaylord as a middle name. Where did that one come from anyway? Too many years and I've forgotten. Kinda' like Ezekiel Lipschitz.

Names? Oh yeah, I gotta' few...........And I have friends (some now ex-friends) who get mail under them and are on mailing lists etc. I admit it, I'm really an asshole!......But some of the mail has been hilarious and they all know who started them on the lists. I enter their addresses with some of the names below to "WIN A FLORIDA VACATION" and the like. Since the advent of computers, most of them go through because the computer doesn't see the joke.

Ray D. Ader, Clark Barr, "Red" Ruffinsor, Jack Mahogoff, Peter Guzzinnia. Oh yeah, here's a goodie that takes a bit, but I have a black friend on several mailing lists after signing him up under Dwight Mannsburden. And they can get even worse of course......Connie Lingus and her sister Anna Lingus, Phil Addio, Roger Kochov, and my personal pick, Hugh G. Reckshun.

There was a listing for years in the Columbus phone book for Peter Pounder.

Spaw