Have a listen to Billy Connely's 'If it was nae for your wellies'. That will cheer you up. To the tune of 'If it was not for the weavers'

If it was nae for your wellies Where would you be?
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
You would have a dose o' the flu or even pleurisy
If ye did nae have yer feet in yer wellies

:D tG