I `ad that Sam Lee in my cab last night. `e looked like `e`d lost a bob and found a tanner.
I said, "Evening Sam. It looks like your old gypsy songs programme didn`t go down a bundle on that Mudcat, did it?"
`e said, "You`re right there Jim. I thought all the folk punters would go cock-a-`oop but they tell me it`s all been done before."
I said, "Only too true, and one of `em sounded like `e was making it up on the spot on the strength of a promise of a couple of pints."
`e said, "Oh, `im. `e`s been doing that for years. I thought I could get `im in as a "stocking filler" but it looks like I`ve been rumbled!!"

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