The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3697973
Posted By: Rapparee
28-Mar-15 - 09:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
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Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?


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