What if I didn't take out my ramrod and bullets likewise?

What if I didn't lay this girl down with her face to the skies?

What if...

What if Billy did weep for me?

Hang on, that was a bit tame.

Here you go..

What if she didn't lay on my big brass bed?

What if her two white breasts standing so didn't look like two white hills covered in snow?

What if we couldn't keep our shuttles in play either?