Steve and his Carly Simon fixation... Never knew you were so vain.

My guilty pleasure would be ligging in bed after Mrs Musket has gone to work, reading Rebus crime novels.

Oh and hidden in its case in a box room off a spare bedroom?

A banjo.

But for Clapton's sake, don't tell anyone.

Come to think of it, buying a £4k guitar and telling her it was "a few hundred quid" means I'll never get to Narnia....