Will Fyffe made his first stage appearance in Gorebridge, a small mining village in Midlothian. What if he'd stayed there?

I belong to Gorebridge
Dear old Gorebridge village
There's nothing the matter with Gorebridge
We just like to rape and pillage

(The locals of Gorebridge, and more particularly its southern end, Arniston, are locally called "Huns". The lairds, the Dundases of Arniston, are in fact descended from Attila the Hun).