Hey Dan - I found out from my in-laws in Minnesota that the local fishermen (and visiting tourists) have been complaining about the lack of fight in their freshwater fish. So they got some geneticists to combine the DNA of a Coho Salmon, a Walleye and a Muskie in the hopes of getting a real good fighting fish.
Instead, they got a Kowalski.

And they had to teach it to swim.