So it turns out they're not so different from us after all.

Except of course that our "journalists" are paid far more for spreading government propaganda while pretending to be independent investigative reporters.

But then ours are much better at it. You might be able to find an American to do it for $700-870 a month, but it would have to be an uneducated homeless person, and their work would be as crude as Lyudmila's and would stand out like a sore thumb next to the work of network anchors with their huge support staffs and their 7-figure salaries.